"Saggy Britches"
 
Saggy Britches, from Behind,
make me joyful, Iím in my right mind.
  
Saggy Britches, make me smile all over, 
with a feeling glad; That I've britches to cover mine.  
 
Saggy Britches, from Behind,
make me joyful, Iím in my right mind.
  
Saggy Britches, make me smile all over, 
with a feeling glad; That I've britches to cover mine.  
  
So here's to those that moon, and here's to you and me. 
And mostly we give thanks for what we can't see.
 
Saggy Britches, from Behind,
make me joyful, Iím in my right mind.
  
Saggy Britches, make me smile all over, 
with a feeling glad; That I've britches to cover mine.  
  
So here's to Saggy Britches, and backward caps today. 
And mostly we give thanks He allows our brain to stay.
 
Saggy Britches, from Behind,
make me joyful, Iím in my right mind.
  
Saggy Britches, make me smile all over, 
with a feeling glad; That I've britches to cover mine.  
with a feeling glad; That I've britches to cover mine. 
Written by Bob Wood 
 
 Luke 8:26   And they arrived at the country of the Gadarenes, which is over against Galilee.
27. And when he went forth to land, there met him out of the city a certain man, which 
had devils long time, and ware no clothes, neither abode in any house, but in the tombs.
28  When he saw Jesus, he cried out, and fell down before him, and with a loud voice said,
 What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God most high? I beseech thee, torment me not.
29  (For he had commanded the unclean spirit to come out of the man. For oftentimes it had 
caught him: and he was kept bound with chains and in fetters; and he brake the bands, and was 
driven of the devil into the wilderness.)  30  And Jesus asked him, saying, What is thy name? 
And he said, Legion: because many devils were entered into him.   31  And they besought him 
that he would not command them to go out into the deep. 32  And there was there an herd of 
many swine feeding on the mountain: and they besought him that he would suffer them 
to enter into them. And he suffered them. 33  Then went the devils out of the man, and entered 
into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the lake, and were choked.
34  When they that fed them saw what was done, they fled, and went and told it 
in the city and in the country. 35  Then they went out to see what was done; and came to 
Jesus, and found the man, out of whom the devils were departed, sitting at the feet of Jesus, 
clothed, and in his right mind: and they were afraid.
 
This all puts me in mind of the Irishman I met in Grabball Tennessee when I was 
about ten years old.  He was about 80 and it was the early 60's.  Folks had begun grilling
 outside.  He said, "people have lost their minds; they've gone to cooking outside and going to the 
pot inside."  He'd faint if he could see folks today. Our intellectual diet each day contains servings of 
cloning, homosexuality, sexuality, abortion, viagra, representation without taxation and reverse, folks 
complaining about an economy, while driving on gas at three dollars a gallon and driving cars that average 
around twenty thousand dollars.
 
I was in Walmart the other night and I decided I'd purchase me some new drawers.  I found drawers 
that had hot peppers, Sponge Bob and I looked to the next isle.  I smirked thinking what in the world 
would someone want with these.  While I was going through the parking lot with my new drawers tucked 
privately in a sack; I saw a young man with a big soda in one hand and holding up his britches with the 
other.  He wasn't doing a very good job because I saw his drawers which also needed holding up.  His 
hair was fuzzed up, had a stud in his nose and had about a month of peach fuzz growth on his face.  There 
were three more similar to him right behind him.  We beheld each other like we had just either left or 
entered the twilight zone.  I know it is explained that they are trying to find themselves but if they don't 
hold on to them britches; the whole world will find them first.  All I could think of was Legion fully clothed 
after he saw and received Christ and was in his right mind.  I've been called senile because I forgot to zip 
up my pants but now I feel right smart.  At least I don't have parts about to escape.  
Oh well,  keep shining and be a good as you can be and when you have a  chance; you pray for me.  
May God Really Bless You!
Bro. Bob Wood 
 

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